I figured out why you won’t buy furniture.
You won’t buy furniture
because you’re depressed.
I’ll tell you what’s wrong
with you: you’re not
gregarious. You should
look at yourself; the only
time you’re totally happy
is when you cut up a chicken.
Why can’t we talk about what
I want to talk about?
Why do you always change the
subject?
You hurt my feelings. I do not mistake
reiteration for analysis.
You should take one of those
chemicals,
maybe you’d write more.
Maybe you have some kind of
void syndrome.
You know why you cook?
Because
you like control. A person
who cooks is a person who likes
to create debt.
Actual people! Actual human
beings
sitting on our chairs in our
living room!
I’ll tell you what: I’ll
learn
bridge.
Don’t think of them as
guests, think of them
as extra chickens. You’d like
it.
If we had more furniture
you’d have more control.