Showing posts with label high school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label high school. Show all posts

8/12/17

On Being Captain of Philadelphia's Top Ranked 1996 Academic Decathlon Team - Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz

We had a problem with Talisha.
She was known for being a bad highlighter.
She would highlight everything.

She told us she highlighted only
what she felt was important but it seems
she felt everything was important.

The academic team would sit around and
have conversations about how to address
Talisha’s highlighting problem.

Do we keep her away from team materials?
Do we have an intervention? Someone suggested
giving her two differently colored highlighters,

in an attempt to teach her the difference
between selective highlighting and a free-for all.
Turns out, two highlighters made her problems

worse. We were finally forced to agree
that we’d all just have to accept Talisha’s
highlighting issues, because we needed her.

She was our regional Teen Jeopardy champion,
and was the only one who knew anything about
Victorian Literature.

Sometimes, when I hear stories about other
people’s teen years, I feel like they are talking
about some exotic country,

one I know I’ll never visit: the slang they used,
the boys they kissed, the nights they snuck out,
the parents they’d upset,

all the things they had to worry about
and all the things that they never ever ever
had to worry about.

9/1/16

Grab Ass - C.L. Bledsoe

I wonder if you're dead and buried in a short
coffin, beef-jerky muscles wasted on meth
and misanthropy, daddy's money long spent.

Was the aroma of Ben Gay and rot in the air
while all the ex-footballers cum used car
salesmen wept quietly in their hand-

kerchiefs thinking about the glory days? I wonder
if your cheerleader wife stayed when you lost
your hair. When you got inside her, was there

anything there? Did you even win your blond
medal? What a waste you were. Timmy,
you hated me because I saw through you

to the void where your soul should've been,
and I knew, no matter how fast you ran,
you'd never outpace it. But all I had to do was wait

to get past you. Timmy, I hated you because you ruled
the world from the inside, because you always won
even when you needed to learn how to lose.